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— Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) October 13, 2022
Freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/OZMT1U0BFc
— Todd Fox ✌🏽🦊🇺🇸🇦🇺 (@toddfoxauthor) October 11, 2022
canned cat pic.twitter.com/it7IN1QL5c
— Dont Show Your Cat (@DontShowYourCat) October 15, 2022
OBJECTIVE JOURNALISM:
After a respectful first debate, Senator Ron Johnson and Lt. Gov Mandela Barnes of Wisconsin will debate again tonight at 7 p.m. ET. This time, the candidates will be allowed to offer rebuttals, which may result in a more lively hour. https://t.co/AtiOWnd87M pic.twitter.com/0RTzmbpAhp
— The New York Times (@nytimes) October 13, 2022
The eyes.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/4m3vOlc81V
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 8, 2022
HAPPINESS IS BEING REDUCED TO A STRIPE ON A FLAG:
Tackles a.k.a enthusiastic hugs 😂
(hugo_themalamute / IG) pic.twitter.com/iN6A6tlRbl— Puppies Club (@thepuppiesclub) September 29, 2022
“I can feel the lbs dropping off already” pic.twitter.com/sofi2NSBmY
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) October 14, 2022
Scrat finally found his nut.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/LlBLH0tC9n
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 10, 2022
That’s also a way.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/0c2oAhxG9N
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 10, 2022
Feed me now.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/QvG69pqI1X
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 10, 2022
Windows 95 launch in 1995 pic.twitter.com/Hs5o2aWBEs
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 14, 2022
“Oh come on, be quiet, we’re watching the game” pic.twitter.com/NoQQ7Kg55o
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 11, 2022
You called? 😅 pic.twitter.com/ht96afMUBs
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 12, 2022
So close.. 😂
10/10 pic.twitter.com/5NYGbqBrV0
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 12, 2022
This coffee won’t spill.. pic.twitter.com/jXnGSbGUqc
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 13, 2022
It’s the season.. 🎃👻
🎥 IG: traveldogtofu pic.twitter.com/XYJQQvObDC
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 13, 2022
Looks like gym is crowded today.🐶🐈🐾🏃😅 pic.twitter.com/2wxuvdw3Bf
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 13, 2022
All I need is a little magical touch..🐶🐾🪄😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ZTCPhiz9VG
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 13, 2022
Hide and seek.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/DBkfh9bs6F
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 13, 2022
Black female can’t believe she got into medical school with her mediocre academic record and MCAT results.
How did she do it? It’s a mystery. pic.twitter.com/f3ioZmcbza
— Monitoring Bias (@monitoringbias) October 12, 2022
Democrat politicians: they’re just like normal people! 😜 https://t.co/qYXSft2FxW
— Christina Pushaw 🐊 🇺🇸 (@ChristinaPushaw) October 13, 2022
When the store wants to charge you for a bag. pic.twitter.com/TPUDIh8FRM
— B&S (@____B_S____) October 11, 2022
“…became objectified.” As if she played zero role in the process. It all just happened to her. pic.twitter.com/27w1FWq5L3
— 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐠 🏳️🌈 (@CasuallyGreg) October 12, 2022
90s instructional video showing you the following popular dance moves; the ‘pulse variation’, ‘swivel pulse’, ‘funky isolation’ and ‘the dance off’ pic.twitter.com/DpH2fvdh5i
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 12, 2022
Chicago iron worker, 1969 pic.twitter.com/sOR2R3Jy9h
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 12, 2022
A pygmy marmoset interested in an insect in this amazing clip from “Tiny World”. pic.twitter.com/wQvx4JEaqB
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 12, 2022
When you run out of ways to defend abortion… bark like a dog? pic.twitter.com/wJd6f888pk
— Students for Life of America (@StudentsforLife) October 11, 2022
Warehouse of steel floats for anti-submarine nets, 1953 pic.twitter.com/CGYfwFjfY1
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 11, 2022
An x-ray of a pregnant dog. pic.twitter.com/cLVjwLbCDv
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 11, 2022
Five African grey parrots were removed from their display in a Lincolnshire Wildlife Park because they were swearing at visitors and then laughing with each other. pic.twitter.com/vqavE9f9T0
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 11, 2022
Wait, so it wasn’t a good idea to base your national security and economy on the tantrum of a scientifically illiterate Swedish teenager? https://t.co/Mjj7H1oPj7
— Jon Gabriel (@exjon) October 11, 2022
Bitch, please pic.twitter.com/DZfHQSgJqm
— Jennifer Van Laar (@jenvanlaar) October 11, 2022
Perfect landing.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/VipAJg1L31
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 11, 2022
SNL Takes RED HOT Flamethrower To BIDEN pic.twitter.com/MIJXWavKLC
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) October 10, 2022
is his military strategy “post-menopausal love affair in tuscany” pic.twitter.com/xLEur8il0j
— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 11, 2022
The worst part is that this would have a disproportionate impact on BIPOC and trans communities https://t.co/Dvtlyqlkca
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) October 11, 2022
Remember back in the 80s, when they made movies making fun of people “ducking and covering” under desks in the 50s?
In the 2040s, people are going to be showing this stuff and laughing their asses off.
Provided the stars of this video stop winning elections. https://t.co/QNXDt7XOZj
— Mitch “The Wałęsa Project” Berg 🇺🇸🇳🇴 (@mitchpberg) October 11, 2022
The Right has created a narrative that “the country burned” in summer 2020, but really it was just a small handful of neighborhoods.
— Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇦 (@Noahpinion) October 11, 2022
They scrub the videos but I find them.
This is what they thought of Joe Biden before 2016. pic.twitter.com/3OGUS5Owmm
— Maze (@mazemoore) October 10, 2022
once I asked my parents if they had any ghost stories, and my mom was like “well, we used to live in a farmhouse with a faucet that always leaked.” and then my dad said “one time I saw the devil”
— Kaitlin Ruiz (@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz) October 10, 2022
Peter Doocy for the win! 🇺🇸#IFBAP pic.twitter.com/HOXIuq3VHK
— 🇺🇸Ringiepie🇺🇸 (@Ringiepie) October 10, 2022
This is what it would look like if a Nuke was dropped on Detroit, jk thats just present day Detroit pic.twitter.com/PS6bl8AIxz
— Harrison (@HarrisonKrank) October 7, 2022
Florida is a wild place. pic.twitter.com/NUgBQ9jJK8
— Harrison (@HarrisonKrank) October 8, 2022
If you don’t vote for me, you aren’t Latinx.
— Joe Biden pic.twitter.com/VXjrENWrLU— philospeak | Culture Loved & Mocked (@philospeak) October 10, 2022
Having fun together.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/KuLsWw2ZaB
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) October 10, 2022
360-degree action cams finally finding a valid use case pic.twitter.com/bcRgfF0s5v
— David Hobby (@strobist) October 10, 2022
— cat in odd places (@catinoddplaces) October 10, 2022
Surprise…🪄🤩😅 pic.twitter.com/D2Z1oyTuAc
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 10, 2022
WATCH: Biden typically concludes his public appearances by wandering around looking lost and confused like a sad old man loitering in a Wendy’s parking lot after missing the bus back to the nursing home. #StopElderAbuse
Via @thaleigha_ & @AndrewStilesUSAhttps://t.co/5oDaoPuyeJ pic.twitter.com/9UXUJMn49l
— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) October 10, 2022
Thomas Aquinas the Tank Engine pic.twitter.com/WepICTc7ii
— Chris Best (@cjgbest) October 8, 2022
(The morning commute.)pic.twitter.com/61TdUriqWr
— cats with jobs (@CatWorkers) October 8, 2022
Yes, this is real. Link: https://t.co/LnkbhUhw1Y pic.twitter.com/dj01YnpAwI
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 9, 2022
Not sure if cute or creepy 😂 pic.twitter.com/NK3Gu6xouZ
— Puppies Club (@thepuppiesclub) August 15, 2022
Average online argument 😂 pic.twitter.com/fABFAfDAsM
— Puppies Club (@thepuppiesclub) September 2, 2022
My favourite type of coworkers 🤩
(hugoandursula / IG) pic.twitter.com/Q6d1uUVkVA— Puppies Club (@thepuppiesclub) October 8, 2022
Face the facts. Get over your bigotry. pic.twitter.com/u6HGUCZah0
— Dr. Carol X Lunz PhD She/Him,GED Alumni,commentary (@marinasmigielsk) October 8, 2022
Our women’s conference is starting now. Please welcome Our guest speaker, Susan, a Ukrainian refugee & author of surviving covid in Ukraine. pic.twitter.com/vCpEjGUXQ5
— Dr. Carol X Lunz PhD She/Him,GED Alumni,commentary (@marinasmigielsk) October 8, 2022
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Try to fool me three times, I bite you pic.twitter.com/60Qri8eaCy
— The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) September 21, 2022
Love is in the hair… ❤️ pic.twitter.com/PAZ9YNnpua
— The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) October 8, 2022
In Switzerland a woman raised a pair of lions. The authorities confiscated them for a zoo. 7 years later the woman came to visit the zoo. pic.twitter.com/c3zAsLB5rD
— B&S (@____B_S____) October 8, 2022
There can be only one…🐈🐾🪞😅 pic.twitter.com/69oj5WgkyW
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 8, 2022
We’re really running with “‘What is a woman?’ is a complicated question.”?
I guess it’s either that or admit what historically egregious dumbasses you are on this issue. https://t.co/W2v8KaPKfR
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) October 8, 2022
If Joe Biden were a song. Whoever made this is good🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/lIOUGAOBKd
— • ᗰISᕼKᗩ™ • (@kingojungle) October 7, 2022
Juvenile owls often sleep face down because their heads are too heavy pic.twitter.com/LziaJr6ETW
— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) October 7, 2022
My new business cards have just arrived pic.twitter.com/g3h7h0pSLQ
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) August 2, 2022
spider-cat, spider-cat pic.twitter.com/sTfZkGw8fA
— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) October 7, 2022
“Why are you uncomfortable with sharing a bathroom & locker room with her?!”
“She’s just a woman who was born into the wrong body.” pic.twitter.com/hn9QnKOhDz— Leftism (@LeftismForU) October 6, 2022
Payment for mice duties pic.twitter.com/nzLUSbqIw4
— B&S (@____B_S____) October 5, 2022
I’m a cabbit#meowed #TheMeowedClub
From marierosebenny | IG pic.twitter.com/FFeHAQkymB
— Meowed (@Meowed) October 3, 2022
1. Today’s Ohio March for Life
2. a pro-abortion rally this summer pic.twitter.com/E3fvTdLE5P
— John Hasson (@SonofHas) October 5, 2022
The dog is clearly the best lead dancer ever! He looks so proud of himself too! 🥺❤️ pic.twitter.com/GXSiRA1ME1
— The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) September 12, 2022
A kiss can cure anything pic.twitter.com/m4h95Wajl8
— The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) September 15, 2022
Absolutely heckin’ bamboozled pic.twitter.com/WGuvjJBd2r
— The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) September 24, 2022
Just a good boi living his best life pic.twitter.com/Z4LqQ18ZG9
— The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) September 26, 2022
This dog is loving bath time… pic.twitter.com/GRoriQsQsD
— The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) September 30, 2022
Chonky floof cloud living his best life pic.twitter.com/C5uQ1onaGB
— The Woof World (@TheWoofWorld) October 2, 2022
Look at these silly potatoes pic.twitter.com/vZMZ4Kvfdq
— Heckin Good Dogs (@HeckinGoodDogs) October 14, 2022
